Monday, December 30, 2013
Saturday, December 28, 2013
being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000
home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Friday, December 27, 2013
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Well ive been gone a while and have been neglecting my blog as you all may have noticed. Things have started to settle down a little bit so maybe i can get back to blogging again. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and will have a Happy and safe New Year!!