Monday, December 30, 2013

Saturday, December 28, 2013

The main reason i hate cities!

Women can solve any problem :)

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

IM BACK!!!!

Well ive been gone a while and have been neglecting my blog as you all may have noticed. Things have started to settle down a little bit so maybe i can get back to blogging again. I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and will have a Happy and safe New Year!!